January 2012
That moment when your friends saw your crush,
and they looked back at you…
And then you’re like…
When you finally decide to look up the lyrics of...
And you realize you have been singing the wrong words the whole time:
December 2011
When someone tells me they like me
When your parents forget your name →
When the loudest person in the class tells someone... →
clearly-misunderst0od:
When your mom tells you to do the dishes.
clearly-misunderst0od:
I actually go do them, no problem… But this is just too hilarious!
This was me realizing i lost my iPod today:
This is a complete nightmare, I swear.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
That awkward moment when a teacher is yelling at...
pismaaa:
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“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.”
– C.S. Lewis (via krystarodriguez)
Me without a phone or computer:
epic-humor: